Rush Limbaugh Duh Story For Singles

Rush Limbaugh reported that commitments makes women fatter. Rush Limbaugh, a thrice married and divorced man, and Americas former de-facto leader of the Conservative Movement, was remarking on the findings of a study in "Obesity Today", showing that women who are married or in committed long-term relationships gain weight. So, one way to gage if a woman is single and available is to see if she has lost weight recently. I guess women who are in a relationship are comfortable, and let themselves go. it was followed by an audio skit where a woman on her first date orders half a salad, and sound of her blowing up are made while she progresses in a relationship. What do you think?